For those of you believing in the admittedly 'yummy' conspiracy theory that Diana was murdered by the British counterpart of the CIA, boy, are you as impressed as I am with the industriousness both of these organizations displayed over the past decades?
After all, the CIA and MI5's numerous accomplishments include:
1. The demise of the Twin Towers in New York
2. The deaths of Marilyn Monroe, John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, John Belushi as well as THE REAL Paul McCartney
3. Enron, Ahold, and Parmelat cooking their books
4. Silvio Berlusconi's plastic surgery and subsequent election loss
5. Hurricane Katrina
6. Angelina and Brad's flight to Africa
7. The end of the second marriage of the FAKE Paul McCartney
8. Global Warming
9. The Bermuda Triangle
10. Queen Beatrix's helmet hair
Not to mention hosting and housing the numerous intergalactic visitors during their many visits to Planet Earth over the past four decades.
In other words, come on, now. You are giving these organizations way way way too much credit! Let's not forget that behind these organizations are humans like everyone else, who are as disorganized as the rest of us.
As hard as it may be to accept, IF anyone had wanted to murder Diana and make it seem like an accident, they would certainly not have resorted to a method that involved numerous other humans as well as a moving target, a car, in a very public place. They would probably have used some form of untraceble poison, and put the body in a bath tub with a huge empty bottle of vodka next to it as well as a bottle of pills, and make it seem like a suicide. Much easier and cleaner to accomplish.
Diana, in my opinion, was chased to death by the paparazzi. Which is in my opinion even more sinister than ALL the other theories out there. Why? Because it means that in a way, we are all guilty of her death..