here is a really cool article on the mishaps of certain members of the BRF. The funniest part is that of the Duke of Edinburgh
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Thu 13 Jan 2005
3:00pm (UK)
Keeping Up A Royal Tradition
By Peter Archer, PA Court Correspondent
They certainly seem to get more than their fair share of trouble.
But with party animals like Harry, Zara and Freddie, trouble comes courting at the House of Windsor.
Let’s not blame swastika-wearing Prince Harry for all the bad news, notwithstanding his excessive drinking, smoking and public canoodling.
And not forgetting the odd punch-up with a paparazzo.
His cousin Zara Phillips, another of the Queen’s tearaway grandchildren, also knows how to party.
Once outrageous in royal circles with a stud through her tongue, Zara had a tempestuous relationship with champion jump jockey Richard Johnson.
On occasion an apparently booze-fuelled row spilled over into the street.
But Freddie Windsor, the pin-up son of Prince and Princess Michael of Kent, is probably first in line for the crown of most dedicated royal clubber.
Unfortunately for fashion-conscious Freddie, he has been caught on camera worse for wear, outside capital hot spots, in the early hours.
Imagine his shame when he admitted using cocaine.
At least Prince Andrew, Duke of York, does not smoke or drink alcohol.
Andrew, however, has a rival claim for liking life in the fast lane with beautiful women.
It’s tough for the Queen’s second son when he is portrayed as the playboy prince having fun and playing golf during time-out from official business.
Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex, and his wife Sophie are no strangers to trouble and embarrassing the Royal Family.
The Earl and Countess gave up their business interests in the face of claims they used their royal status to make money.
Film maker Edward also stood accused of breaching Prince William’s privacy when one of his camera crews stalked him at St Andrews University.
Sophie caused another row when she made outspoken comments about some of her royal in-laws to an undercover reporter posing as an oil-rich sheikh.
Not to be left out of the royal embarrassment stakes, horse-mad Anne, the Princess Royal, is the only member of her family to have a criminal record.
Anne picked up a £500 fine after her pet bull terrier Dotty bit two children in Windsor Great Park.
And like the Princess, the Duke of Gloucester, who is president of the Institute of Advanced Motorists, ended up in court when he was banned from driving after being clocked speeding.
However, the daddy of them all when it comes to royal gaffes has to be the Queen’s outspoken husband, the Duke of Edinburgh.
In Prince Philip’s defence, many of his so-called gaffes are, at least, amusing.
For example, in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout, he asked a driving instructor: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test ?”
In China, during the 1986 British state visit, he described Peking as “ghastly” and told British students: “If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.”
Then, in Hungary he told a Briton he met in Budapest in 1993: “You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.”
In the Cayman Islands, in 1994, he asked a wealthy islander: “Aren’t most of you descended from pirates ?”
But in Germany, in 1997, he welcomed German Chancellor Helmut Kohl at a trade fair as “Reichskanzler” – the last German leader who used the title was Adolf Hitler.
Perhaps he should have checked first with Harry.
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