I don't know about the Australian media but, if Prince Frederik is married to a former Australian Estate Agent then Prince William is married to a former British Unemployed Nobody!
So, that sort of media snarking would be totally counter-productive.
Now when it comes to
"The Fashion Stakes" well, that's a whole other deal . . . . . . High Street Catherine gets fashion tips from High End Mary or, Mary shares her many and expensive hair secrets . . . . .
Or, they could go for the ultimate sugar rush
"Two Totally Loved-up Royal Couples share their secrets to their long loving relationships". . . .
Or, just a wild but slim chance . . . ."
Danish CP Couple host Britain's newest Royal Couple and share their passion for UNICEF and it's work in East Africa!
I can hope can't I?