OK, You have to set the scene. Ms Leibovitz, a famous photographer whose use of the medium has "transended" to the rank of "Artist". All her subjects are grateful for the honour of being photographed by such a great and talented artist. She is used to calling the shots. She is in charge of her 'shoots'!
She is setting up, fussing as only an artiste can, awaiting the arrival of her subject, the Queen, an elderly woman in her mid eighties, benign, congenial, probably a bit dotty, who spends most of her time smiling, waving, cutting ribbons, and sitting on a throne. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Enter
The Queen, kitted out in full 'Order of the Garter' robes, second only in importance to her coronation robes. She is in a hurry as she is running a little late, and is fitting this 'sitting' into her very busy (read formidable) schedule, and is a little impatient to 'get on with it'.
I was thrilled to see the exchange, in full, in a documentary about the BRF that was being filmed at the time.
After a few shots "our Annie" wants the Queen to move around, this way and that . . . . and then comes the kicker, somewhat surprisingly accurately reported.
Telegraph said:
During the shoot, Leibovitz asked the Queen to remove her "crown" - actually a tiara - for a "less dressy" shot. The Queen, wearing a ceremonial robe, retorted: "Less dressy? What do you think this is?"
Her dotty subject was sharp as a tack, mildly impatient, and obviously totally underwhelmed by the "honour" being bestowed upon her. The ascerbically witty, and slightly sarcastic insult, went right over 'our Annie's' head.
I'd be cranky and pissed off if you wanted me to pose as Zorro too.
Cranky? The look the queen gave her is, I suspect, the same one she gave President George Bush (quoted by him in the same documentary) when he stumbled over a line in his speech, initially saying the Queen had helped celebrate the US bicentennial in 1776, adding 200 years to her age, at an official welcoming speech on the White house lawn.
He described the look as one only a mother would give her son for such a gaffe!