Here we have Joachim causing a stir
during a visit to Germany:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJsJcDyXkAESxFk.jpg
Notice the... eeh... remarkable tie.
His shirt - with stripes!
His buff suit.
The almost leg-hugging pants.
The brown shoes! I mean, his shoes are
not black!!
And almost provocatively Joachim has parked a hand in his pocket.
- Surely it is his French genes and French wife who is influencing him here.
Compare Joachim to the Danish representative he is speaking with. The gentleman has tried his best to blend in, while in Germany, but he is immediately outed, due to his wild tie! And his suit being unbuttoned.
Then compared Joachim to the two typical Germans standing behind him.
As you know I'm very reluctant to use national stereotypes and generalize people but it is, as you all know, a well-established fact that
all Germans are
always very correctly attired. (Except when on holiday. That's when they really let their hair down! But in their own correct way, which you have to be German in order to fully comprehend.)
Observe how the German gentlemen all have theirs hands in front of them.
They all wear a dark suit.
A dark tie.
Dark shoes.
Glasses with a dark black frame.
White shirt.
And naturally they wear a name-sign, complete with last name first, then first name, title and university degree (or other degree), name of company they represent and blood type. - That's the way to do it in Germany! ?
It is also a well-known fact that all German males over the age of thirteen are required by ethnic agreement to have
at least three such ensembles in their wardrobe. Most have many more.
There is of course an exception to the rule and that is called Bavaria. Bavarians are basically the Texans of Germany. - Or more probable: Texans originally stem from Bavaria.
Nevertheless in their own peculiar way they also have a very distinct style which they adhere to like it was a religion.
Now, some of you may ask: But are the Germans just like the Swedes?
No, no, no. You couldn't be more wrong.
When a German spots other Germans, (and that's easy) they are happy. Because they know that now (at least some) things are in order. Things are now correct. Things are now working. Things are now formal, as God intends it to be. And they have found someone who can understand their humor and with whom they can be loud and who understands what they mean when they say "neh?" From now on it's Gemütlicheit going full throttle!
The Swedes on the other hand find mental bliss and a sense of safety from conformity and being boring. When a Swede meet other Swedes abroad, they enter a zen-like mental state.
There is nothing a group of Swedes love more than to blend in with the wallpaper, while a group of Germans occupy the middle of the room exclaiming every 31 seconds (exactly): "Das ist ja doch wunderschön"! The Swedes will feel secure and indeed a little smug, having been indoctrinated all their lives that their Volvo, which they all drive in, is way superior to any automobile ever devised by a German.
That gets us back to Joachim. I have yet to find out why Joachim dressed and indeed acted in complete contrast to the Germans around him. While such behavior would lead to nervous ticks among Swedes, in Germany they find it amusing, even refreshing. - And some Germans present may even consider purchasing such an attire and wear it on New Years Eve, when all Germans go partying - in their own way of course.
Here is an even better illustration of what I have been writing about:
https://www.tvsyd.dk/files/styles/1.../37/prins_joachim_paa_messe.jpg?itok=CFVwav2C
It's easy to distinguish the Danes from the Germans, right?