Victoria, a little more lip and dress colour if you can. If not I'll just settle for her continued fab updos!
Mette-Marit, a little more colour and less bleach in the hair.
Queen Margrethe, a little whitening toothpaste perhaps?
Catherine, a little less of the teenybopper mini skirts and the floppsy moppsy little girl hair.
Queen Elizabeth, on this, your Diamond Jubilee, please lend out the Super Bling for the really big occasions!