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Her Majesty, pictures from the BBC and
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1) Her Majesty would like to know the price of this special item?
(BBC)
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/Chewster05/brf/queen/_42222714_queenpresent06_pa.jpg
The Duke: (reaching for his checkbook) All right, Cabbage, how much shall I pay the lady?
2) Her Majesty is not impressed, but then..... who would be? (BBC)
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/Chewster05/brf/queen/_42887613_cheneyap.jpg
Dick Cheney: (doing evil, creepy laugh) Oh now, who's being a grumpy Queenie today?
The Queen: Sorry? Are you addressing me? (thinking) You sorry little man!
3) Her Majesty wants to get on with things and buy the lot! (at the Chelsea Flower show)
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/Chewster05/brf/queen/chelsea-2a.jpg (
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The tour guide: And this garden, ma'am, is extra special, see it's designed by, Sven Whatsit, the award winning horticulturalist from Sweden, these flowers are exquisite, specially imported from the remotest part of.....
The Queen: (interupting) Right, sorry, I've got to hurry along...one of my new fillys racing today, must check on the news.... I'll buy this garden, can I? It would look smashing with my daffodils at Buck House!
4) The Queen daydreams about the money she hopes to win today at the Derby..... (
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http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/Chewster05/brf/queen/queen-derby-1a.jpg
HM (thoughts): Yes, yes, money money! Lots of money today!
5) The Duke discusses some other money making prospects with his wife?
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/Chewster05/brf/queen/reina-isabel1-a.jpg (
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HRH: You know, Ladbrokes odds for Wills and Kate marrying are up 20-1, if I place a bet today after this crazy Trooping affair, I could make a killing....
HM: (thoughts) Oh Christ, not my own family.....