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I was listening to "What Becomes a Semi-Legend Most", the 1980s one woman show by Joan Rivers. In it she said;
"I had an affair with Liberace. My husband bought the horseback riding story. So did Prince Charles! That poor b*tch Diana, fancy marrying her off to a gay guy. Oh grow up, Prince Charles is gay, he can't wait for the mother to die, he can become Queen. My husband thinks the Royal Family are good looking, he's English, do you think they're good looking? The Royal Family? A bunch of dogs. Can we talk, a bunch of dogs? Go outside, call their names, Queenie, Duke and Prince and see what comes running along. And the worst is the sister. The sister. Anne. Oh my God is that a horse! Did you see the wedding, she ate the bridal bouquet? And talks fancy. Rich women, you know, talk fancy, like they're hot. Anyway, I got introduced to her, Princess Anne Joan, Joan Princess Anne. She says, "Foffer foffer fuffer fuffer". I said, "This b*tch is putting me on". So as I joke I said, "FOFFER FOFFER" - she invited me for the weekend. She loves me. Her and the mother. She here tonight? The Queen of England? I met the Queen, I didn't know what to do - do you bow, do you curtsey, do you give her a tiperello? The only place I'd seen her was on a stamp so I went up and licked the back of her head. She's all bald back there - brushes it forward. But the Queen, not here? Could be sitting next to you in a housedress and a crown. Oh my God is that a shlep, can we talk? If you are the Queen of England and Wales and Scotland and Canada - shave your legs!".
Hilarious yes? But 20 years later, she's drinking champers with Princess Anne who's she's called a b*tch, the Queen who's she's called a shlep and Prince Charles who's she's called a homosexual at Charles and Camilla's wedding?! Weird or what. I love Joan but this struck me as so odd and the Royal Family seem to embrace Joan. She's done lots of Royal Variety Shows yet she's slammed them in the past. Thoughts?
"I had an affair with Liberace. My husband bought the horseback riding story. So did Prince Charles! That poor b*tch Diana, fancy marrying her off to a gay guy. Oh grow up, Prince Charles is gay, he can't wait for the mother to die, he can become Queen. My husband thinks the Royal Family are good looking, he's English, do you think they're good looking? The Royal Family? A bunch of dogs. Can we talk, a bunch of dogs? Go outside, call their names, Queenie, Duke and Prince and see what comes running along. And the worst is the sister. The sister. Anne. Oh my God is that a horse! Did you see the wedding, she ate the bridal bouquet? And talks fancy. Rich women, you know, talk fancy, like they're hot. Anyway, I got introduced to her, Princess Anne Joan, Joan Princess Anne. She says, "Foffer foffer fuffer fuffer". I said, "This b*tch is putting me on". So as I joke I said, "FOFFER FOFFER" - she invited me for the weekend. She loves me. Her and the mother. She here tonight? The Queen of England? I met the Queen, I didn't know what to do - do you bow, do you curtsey, do you give her a tiperello? The only place I'd seen her was on a stamp so I went up and licked the back of her head. She's all bald back there - brushes it forward. But the Queen, not here? Could be sitting next to you in a housedress and a crown. Oh my God is that a shlep, can we talk? If you are the Queen of England and Wales and Scotland and Canada - shave your legs!".
Hilarious yes? But 20 years later, she's drinking champers with Princess Anne who's she's called a b*tch, the Queen who's she's called a shlep and Prince Charles who's she's called a homosexual at Charles and Camilla's wedding?! Weird or what. I love Joan but this struck me as so odd and the Royal Family seem to embrace Joan. She's done lots of Royal Variety Shows yet she's slammed them in the past. Thoughts?