Alright, here is the translation. Sorry for all the mistakes, my English is not very good
Philipp von Hessen, where is the princess of Finland?
"The king of Finland" doesn't go to the sauna and can't ski either.
After the independence war in 1918 Finland decided to become a monarchy. If this had really happened, you would be the king of Finland now. But where is the princess of Finland?
Probably in New York.
Are you Finnish, German or American?
If I can choose I'm German-Finnish. I'm absolutely not an American even when I live in the US now. My mother Tatiana is half-Swedish and my father Moritz is Italian. I'm very European and that's the way I want to stay.
You are a photographer by profession. Which royals did you photograph the last time?
I just did... eh, I can't speak about it yet as I've made an agreement to stay silent about it. After my visit to Finland last summer my career has gone well. I've just photographed fashion photos for the Vanity Fair magazine and did some campaign photos for AOL Time Warner. You get good money for those!
Kuukausiliite (the magazine where this interview was published) invited you to Finland last summer. You met atleast the president, a metropolitan, a porn star...
And that freak UFO reseacher!
Yes, Johan af Grann. Who made the biggest impression?
I met a lot of interesting and weird people. I remember the the visit amazinly well. Like this trip to Helsinki too, being a guest on a TV show (called Hyppönen Enbuske Experience) was really silly fun.
Is the king...
I'm not a king.
... allowed to party till the morning hours?
Everyone does that, why not me.
Can you ski?
I'm too lazy for cross country skiing, it's so sportif.
Do you eat sauna sausage?
I eat anything. No, I don't, I don't eat ravioli, I got enough of it when I was in boarding school. And I don't go to sauna...
Are you already accustomed to Euro?
No. I so seldomly visit Germany. The value is easy, just like a dollar, but if asked what a 10 € bill looked like I wouldn't know.
What is the best thing in Finland: silli (a type of fish), Nokia or the women?
The combination of those three.
That's not good for an answer.
It's my answer: all three of them.
You have to choose one.
Alright: the women. Finnish women are beautiful and very funny.
What do you think of the war in Iraq?
I'm absolutely against the war but we have to remember one thing: Saddam Hussein is the most terrible dictator, he's like Adolf Hitler, he kills his own people and behaves aggressively towards other cultures and countries. Thanks to the Americans, the British and the French got Hitler out of power before. I'm against this war but I'm happy when this guy won't have the power anymore.
If you were George W. Bush, what would you do right now?
I don't want to be him. I cannot stand him nor his politics.
There are a lot of problems in the Royal house of Britain. What should they do?
The press in England is very aggressive so the royal family don't have things that easy. Perhaps the royals should come closer to the reality and be more open. I don't think the Brits are worse than anyone else but they have to live with such mean papers as the Sun and the Mirror.
Last summer you said that if Finland will become a monarchy you'd compete for the place of the king. Do you still hold that promise?
Of course, I will keep that promise for the rest of my life!
I've heard that you can't write properly. I assume you have a secretary?
No, I don't have one but I try to avoid writing, I'm so bad at it. Someone can't see the colours, I can't tell words from each other. I can of course write but I wouldn't write an open letter if someone wouldn't correct all the mistakes before it was published.
This interview will be published a week after your visit. Do you think the Finnish people will still remember you then?
Those who I have met will but the others won't. Why would they?