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WALLIS WAS MADE QUEEN
From The Sun, 13/07/06
The Sun can exclusively reveal that the late Duchess of Windsor was made Queen in 1936 in a secret ceremony at Kensington Castle. Surrounded by FREEMASONS and NAZI friends, the Duchess was crowned by King Edward VIII or "Dirty David" as he was known to his close family. The Duchess became Queen Wallis on the 30th February 1936 and demanded that she be called "Her Royal Majesterialness". Queen Wallis had 76 Ladies in Waiting which cost the tax payer approximately £900,000 each, each year. One of these Ladies in Waiting was the mother of Lord LUCAN who as Sun readers will already know, was the killer of Diana, Princess of Wales. For some time there have been claims that Wallis and Edward VIII had an illegitimate child. This is true, they had illegitmate twins, one of whom was Elvis Presley and the other was Camilla Shand, born CAMILLA Parker-Bowles, who went on to marry The Prince of Charles last year.
QUEEN WALLIS did carry out various ceremonial events including opening the Parliament of Umbongo Land (which was a British colony until Margaret Thatcher lost it for us) and shooting J.R. Later in life, Wallis collected corgis and became lovers with Adolf Hitler who, as Sun readers will already know, was the killer of Diana, Princess of Wales. Wallis, who also used the title Duchess of Treacle Bumpstead, later resided in France where she paid money to the CHIRAC government to bribe the European Union, which as Sun readers will already know, is the organisation responsible for the killing of Diana, Princess of Wales. She later printed passports for KOSOVANS and Bosnians who leech off of society and don't read The Sun. Royal watchers are aware that Wallis sold her soul to the Devil who, as Sun readers will already know, currently manifests himself as Princess MICHAEL of KENT.
MORE on the shocking Royal revelation tomorrow when Paul Burrell will give his account;
Wallis confided in me. She said, "Paul - you are my rock. She told me her deepest darkest secrets. And that's why I'm selling them to The Sun"
James Whittaker will give his insider information;
I have inside information because I do and because I know people and they tell me the inside information and then I tell people and I do. So there.
And FERGIE, Duchess of York and Manager of Manchester United Football Club will tell us just why Wayne Rooney and Queen Wallis hired MI5 to assassinate John F Kennedy.
From The Sun, 13/07/06
The Sun can exclusively reveal that the late Duchess of Windsor was made Queen in 1936 in a secret ceremony at Kensington Castle. Surrounded by FREEMASONS and NAZI friends, the Duchess was crowned by King Edward VIII or "Dirty David" as he was known to his close family. The Duchess became Queen Wallis on the 30th February 1936 and demanded that she be called "Her Royal Majesterialness". Queen Wallis had 76 Ladies in Waiting which cost the tax payer approximately £900,000 each, each year. One of these Ladies in Waiting was the mother of Lord LUCAN who as Sun readers will already know, was the killer of Diana, Princess of Wales. For some time there have been claims that Wallis and Edward VIII had an illegitimate child. This is true, they had illegitmate twins, one of whom was Elvis Presley and the other was Camilla Shand, born CAMILLA Parker-Bowles, who went on to marry The Prince of Charles last year.
QUEEN WALLIS did carry out various ceremonial events including opening the Parliament of Umbongo Land (which was a British colony until Margaret Thatcher lost it for us) and shooting J.R. Later in life, Wallis collected corgis and became lovers with Adolf Hitler who, as Sun readers will already know, was the killer of Diana, Princess of Wales. Wallis, who also used the title Duchess of Treacle Bumpstead, later resided in France where she paid money to the CHIRAC government to bribe the European Union, which as Sun readers will already know, is the organisation responsible for the killing of Diana, Princess of Wales. She later printed passports for KOSOVANS and Bosnians who leech off of society and don't read The Sun. Royal watchers are aware that Wallis sold her soul to the Devil who, as Sun readers will already know, currently manifests himself as Princess MICHAEL of KENT.
MORE on the shocking Royal revelation tomorrow when Paul Burrell will give his account;
Wallis confided in me. She said, "Paul - you are my rock. She told me her deepest darkest secrets. And that's why I'm selling them to The Sun"
James Whittaker will give his insider information;
I have inside information because I do and because I know people and they tell me the inside information and then I tell people and I do. So there.
And FERGIE, Duchess of York and Manager of Manchester United Football Club will tell us just why Wayne Rooney and Queen Wallis hired MI5 to assassinate John F Kennedy.
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